Dear Mr. Huntsman,
You and your friends on the hill just allowed SB155 to become law. This law seems to remove our pesky public servants from approving any expansion of nuclear waste storage at EnergySolutions. Well, I’m thinking about getting into this same business (nuclear waste storage) and I was wondering: how much money do I have to “invest” in you and your capitol hill gang so that I can do whatever I want? Cuz hell, if all it takes is a little strong-arm lobbying and some petty cash to keep you guys off my back and exempt from laws, I want in.
I’ll just start storing the waste here at my house until I get some of that sweet-smelling cash from my hands straight into your pockets.
Yours truly,
Stinky Cheese
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