Gen. JC Christian to DL SLC: You’re screwed come judgement day

Well, here I thought we were leading good lives, but Gen. JC Christian has pronounced (essentially) that we’re going to hell. And he should know; he is Jesus’ ass-kickin’ General in the battle of good vs. evil. To wit:

The apostates at Drinking Liberally in Salt Lake are in for a big surprise come judgment day. Angel Moroni gets very pissed off when someone jokes about the bottle of Korihor’s Kick-Ass Ale Joseph Smith found buried with the Golden Plates. I’m afraid somebody’s going to get a golden trumpet shoved up their ass.

We have nearly 500 “apostates” on our e-mail list, so if we’re going to hell we’ll have to show hell a hell of a good time.

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by Jeremiah @ 8:08 am. Filed under Group News, Humor

One Response to “Gen. JC Christian to DL SLC: You’re screwed come judgement day”

Janus Says:
November 30th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
An appropriate tribute to fine graphic design. We may have the best local logo of any DL.

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