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Take a Good Look Outside – Crime Riddled Streets Start at Midnight

Curtis Haring — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:10:02 +0000

Some you God fearing folks such as myself may not be aware that sin is soon upon our fair state. You see, effective midnight tonight, our great state of Deseret will soon be barraged by unseemly individuals who want nothing more than to take down the very fabric of our society. They claim that they are just trying to improve our image to the outside world – but I know the facts.

You see, at midnight tonight, people would be able to simply walk into a bar and get a drink! Yes, a BAR, not a Private Club for Members (an already intolerable institution); this fine state will be flooded with drunkards who want nothing more than to rob our homes and kill our children – I just know it.

Before we were at least protected thanks to the “private club” aspect of these dens of inequity. The $5 membership fee made would-be criminals think twice before picking up that first drink. Now, they can spend that $5 on what I can only assume is 5 shots of the hardest alcohol you can get, stumbling out much sooner and wandering our gated communities.

But now, now, they can just pony up to the devil and order a drink! These so called “adults” will loose all control without the fine guidance of our very reasonable laws.

What is even worse is that children (I presume) will be able to walk in with out people so much as batting an eye. Where is the control people? Where is the duty to protect our children from reality? Where does it end?

I hear these same sinners want them to put two or more ounces (what users call “shots”) or more of alcohol into their drinks – claiming that some drinks can’t be made because of a recipe. Boy, howdy, sounds like they are cooking up hard-core drugs.

But, alas, the users have won. I, for one, will be having a tall cool glass of water tonight as I sit out on my porch and watch the world inevitably come to an end.

Original post can be found at Blue in Red Zion.

Thankful for Drinking Liberally

Jeremiah — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:32:41 +0000

At last week’s meetup Laura brought a fun little sheet that people could fill out to tell what they were grateful for. Laura’s example is here:

Diverse group of people
Regular meet up times
Impressive hosts
Never boring
Kindred thinkers
Intellectually stimulating
New friends
Gorgeous server: Cherish

Lovely server Cherish
Interesting guest speakers
Beer!
Environmentally friendly group
Reminders each week
Animal lovers welcomed
Location at Piper Down
You don’t have to pay to be a member of DL

Another one had:

Duh!
Remember 75 years ago when you could not drink
I know you!
Never dull
Kick-ass people
I love it
No bull shit
Guiness!

Liquor and hot democrats!
Intelligent conversation and hot Dems!
Be you!!! Be me!!!
Elect
Roe vs Wade? What? Who? Why?
Amazing Misty Girl!!! Yeah!
Lots of laughs
Live long and prosper, bitches
Yes we and I can!!!

And the last one:

Da ladies
Rock
Inside
Now
Knowing
It’s
Not
Going

Lightly
In between
Bartenders
Entering
Random
Ambrosia
Lightly
Licking
Yams!

Defenders of Marriage

Jeremiah — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 13:44:46 +0000

Roy Zimmerman stopped by Drinking Liberally a few months ago before his show that night.

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God Luv Ya, G. Dub’ya ~ (funny video!)

Starland Gophers — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 00:47:57 +0000

Hey, Folks! · Might we suggest this as your apropos theme music ’til January 2009..?

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McCain sings Streisand

Jeremiah — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:57:18 +0000

Endearing at first, then annoying, then mean.

McCain Sings Streisand!

McCain asks Palin: Will you be mine?

Jeremiah — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 15:35:26 +0000

An instant classic if you ask me.

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Obama entertains the RNC

Jeremiah — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:41:46 +0000

Palin’s RNC speech was entertaining if nothing else. McCain’s, not so much. At least not without the drinks. This would have really made the night:

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Just sayin’

Jeremiah — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:05:46 +0000

see famous look-a-like faces

Drinking Liberally on The Daily Show (last year)

Jeremiah — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:33:31 +0000

This is pretty old, but I hadn’t seen it before. While they don’t mention Drinking Liberally by name, it’s very clearly Katrina and Justin (wearing the bottle logo shirts), a couple of our national Living Liberally leaders.

Hurricane Bush

Jeremiah — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:37:23 +0000

So horribly, horribly destructive.

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