Salt Lake City Drinking Liberally

Promoting democracy in Utah one pint at a time.

June 30, 2009

Take a Good Look Outside – Crime Riddled Streets Start at Midnight

Some you God fearing folks such as myself may not be aware that sin is soon upon our fair state. You see, effective midnight tonight, our great state of Deseret will soon be barraged by unseemly individuals who want nothing more than to take down the very fabric of our society. They claim that they are just trying to improve our image to the outside world – but I know the facts.

You see, at midnight tonight, people would be able to simply walk into a bar and get a drink! Yes, a BAR, not a Private Club for Members (an already intolerable institution); this fine state will be flooded with drunkards who want nothing more than to rob our homes and kill our children – I just know it.

Before we were at least protected thanks to the “private club” aspect of these dens of inequity. The $5 membership fee made would-be criminals think twice before picking up that first drink. Now, they can spend that $5 on what I can only assume is 5 shots of the hardest alcohol you can get, stumbling out much sooner and wandering our gated communities.

But now, now, they can just pony up to the devil and order a drink! These so called “adults” will loose all control without the fine guidance of our very reasonable laws.

What is even worse is that children (I presume) will be able to walk in with out people so much as batting an eye. Where is the control people? Where is the duty to protect our children from reality? Where does it end?

I hear these same sinners want them to put two or more ounces (what users call “shots”) or more of alcohol into their drinks – claiming that some drinks can’t be made because of a recipe. Boy, howdy, sounds like they are cooking up hard-core drugs.

by @ 2:10 pm. Filed under Humor, Local Issues

November 24, 2008

Thankful for Drinking Liberally

At last week’s meetup Laura brought a fun little sheet that people could fill out to tell what they were grateful for.  Laura’s example is here:

Diverse group of people
Regular meet up times
Impressive hosts 
Never boring
Kindred thinkers
Intellectually stimulating
New friends
Gorgeous server: Cherish

by @ 3:32 pm. Filed under Group News, Humor

November 10, 2008

Defenders of Marriage

Roy Zimmerman stopped by Drinking Liberally a few months ago before his show that night.  

by @ 5:44 am. Filed under Humor

November 9, 2008

God Luv Ya, G. Dub’ya ~ (funny video!)

Hey, Folks! · Might we suggest this as your apropos theme music ’til January 2009..?

by @ 4:47 pm. Filed under Humor, National Issues, Presidential Trivia, Soapbox, World

September 17, 2008

McCain sings Streisand

Endearing at first, then annoying, then mean.

McCain Sings Streisand!

by @ 6:57 am. Filed under Humor

September 13, 2008

McCain asks Palin: Will you be mine?

An instant classic if you ask me.

by @ 7:35 am. Filed under Humor

September 9, 2008

Obama entertains the RNC

Palin’s RNC speech was entertaining if nothing else.  McCain’s, not so much.  At least not without the drinks. This would have really made the night:

by @ 5:41 am. Filed under Humor, National Issues

August 11, 2008

Just sayin’

cindy mccain, borg queen, star trek
see famous look-a-like faces

by @ 7:05 pm. Filed under Humor

July 27, 2008

Drinking Liberally on The Daily Show (last year)

This is pretty old, but I hadn’t seen it before. While they don’t mention Drinking Liberally by name, it’s very clearly Katrina and Justin (wearing the bottle logo shirts), a couple of our national Living Liberally leaders.

by @ 7:33 pm. Filed under Humor, National Issues

July 23, 2008

Hurricane Bush

So horribly, horribly destructive.
by @ 3:37 pm. Filed under Humor

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